Somebody, Nobody and Mad

There were three men called Somebody, Nobody and Mad. One day Somebody and Nobody got into a fight and Somebody killed Nobody. Mad called the Police in a big panic,
“Somebody has killed Nobody!”
“Somebody has killed Nobody?” the Police replied, “Are you Mad?”
“Why yes” replied Mad.

This joke has an added amusement factor when told by an Indian. Somehow I didn’t expect to be told jokes in English by someone from a different continent!